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Offline IgorEliezer

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If programming languages were weapons...
« on: May 21, 2017, 05:43:34 PM »
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Re: If programming languages were weapons...
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2017, 07:18:57 PM »
I have to subtract a few points for not reflecting the relationship between C and C++ in the corresponding weapons. And for somehow calling C reliable, when it is the C heritage of C++ that makes it hard to wield.

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Re: If programming languages were weapons...
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2017, 11:33:30 PM »
Mmmh. C would be an atomic bomb, assembly would be the magical power to assemble atoms themselves, other ones are simply derived weapons.
However i never would like to work on atoms nowadays :)

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Re: If programming languages were weapons...
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2017, 05:48:57 AM »
C++ would then be a guided atomic bomb, I guess. With a target input panel that has lots of small buttons, and every other button does random things not covered by the instruction manual.

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Re: If programming languages were weapons...
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2017, 07:03:12 PM »

"Any button! They all retaliate!"