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Title: If programming languages were weapons...
Post by: IgorEliezer on May 21, 2017, 05:43:34 PM
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Title: Re: If programming languages were weapons...
Post by: Ters on May 21, 2017, 07:18:57 PM
I have to subtract a few points for not reflecting the relationship between C and C++ in the corresponding weapons. And for somehow calling C reliable, when it is the C heritage of C++ that makes it hard to wield.
Title: Re: If programming languages were weapons...
Post by: yorkeiser on May 21, 2017, 11:33:30 PM
Mmmh. C would be an atomic bomb, assembly would be the magical power to assemble atoms themselves, other ones are simply derived weapons.
However i never would like to work on atoms nowadays :)
Title: Re: If programming languages were weapons...
Post by: Ters on May 22, 2017, 05:48:57 AM
C++ would then be a guided atomic bomb, I guess. With a target input panel that has lots of small buttons, and every other button does random things not covered by the instruction manual.
Title: Re: If programming languages were weapons...
Post by: An_dz on May 23, 2017, 07:03:12 PM
(https://morbotron.com/gif/S04E06/592274/598113.gif?b64lines=)
"Any button! They all retaliate!"